Name.com Blog
August 19, 2016

Office kitchen justice is best served cold

If you haven’t already figured it out, we take our dish washing etiquette very seriously at the Name.com office. Because if you don’t, you invoke the wrath of our office manager, Kristen. When one of our employees was caught red handed committing a heinous dish washing offense, shenanigans ensued.


If you haven’t already figured it out, we take our dish washing etiquette very seriously at the Name.com office. Because if you don’t, you invoke the wrath of our office manager, Kristen. When one of our employees was caught red handed committing a heinous dish washing offense, shenanigans ensued.

The dishwasher is poorly loaded. Kristen backs it up with photo evidence

People are shamed for bad dishwasher behavior

An even worst dish offender is found—RYAN!

 

The photo evidence caught on the kitchen camera catches Ryan in the act

"Busted" GIFs ensue

Ryan tried to weasel his way out. Not today, Ryan, not today.

It is determined that Ryan will be punished with Mango flavored La Croix

Allegations fly that the kitchen footage has been doctored and that Ryan is innocent

There is commentary on the creepiness of Kristen being able to watch us via kitchen camera footage

A (badly) photoshoped photo of Jared as the kitchen culprit is presented

Employees question if John Liu actually does anything other that photo shop people and make GIFS. More photoshopped allegations of CLEARLY the most innocent person in the whole office are wrongly presented.

Jonny is also accused. Jon Liu's photoshop efforts are getting progressively more sloppy

It is suggested that a Kitchen Guard Brigade (Suspiciously shortened to KGB) be formed. Jon Liu photoshops Ryan's head onto Ryan's body. Wait, what?

The end. I put a lot of effort into these Alt tags so I hope someone reads them some day.

Takeaways:

  1. Be careful of your actions in the Name.com kitchen because Kristen is watching…
  2. Don’t ever under any circumstances allow Jon L. access to any photos of you. It can only end badly.
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